Trump and the Republicans committed unspeakable crimes – they won the election and are actually attempting to govern !
Well, of course, this caused their Majesty the Queen of Democrats – to lose her temper.
The Queen of Dems had only one way of settling all difficulties, great or small. `Off with Republican heads!’ she said. `I’ll fetch the executioners – the Media – ’ said the King of Dems eagerly, and he hurried off to release them from their cage.
And the executioners ran up to the Queen of Dems crying `There’s more evidence to come yet, please your Majesty,’ as they set about their business fabricating anonymous evidence to feed to the jury of the American People.
But the Queen of Dems intervened yelling `Enough, that proves their guilt’.
But our Alice hero in this situation, the American People cried out, `It proves nothing of the sort!’ `Why, you don’t even know what they’re about!’
Boy, the Queen of Dems was mad enough to split a gut that someone should counter her, much less question her judgment. And the Democrats and their media, their remora chorus, chanted ‘Republicans will lose their heads’.
So, of course, the Queen of Dems, ready to explode in anger, yells out:
‘Now, are you ready for your sentence?’
And the American People cry: ‘Sentence? But there has to be a trial first.’
The Queen of Dems:
The American People:
‘But that just isn’t the American way.’
Queen of Dems:
‘All ways – are my ways. I am Democrat Majesty and always right and you are always wrong!’
And the whole time, the Dems interior monologue is:
‘What’s going on here? I’m not in the habit of listening to the deplorable American people. I do so much prefer telling this American rabble of commoners what is right and what to do.’
And the American People witnessing the Queen of Dems show:
‘And as for you, your Majesty! Majesty indeed!
why, you’re not a Queen,
but just a – a fat, pompous, bad tempered old elitist tyrant’ !
Queen of Dems: ‘uh, just what were you saying, you creatures from the land of fly-over ?
The American People (appear from nowhere, just like the Chesire cat) – in chorus:
‘why, she simply said that you’re a fat, pompous, bad tempered old elitist tyrant !
‘Long live democracy’ !!