A BAGMAN WALKS INTO A BAR

A Chinese Peoples Liberation Army bagman walks into the Swamp Bar
He drops a suitcase full of $$$ on the bar

Since this is Washing-swamptown; no one notices
He says: “I’m hunting for someone to be my Tour Guide to Washington attractions.”

Barkeep points him to a table with guy sitting with a pipe and bar girls on his lap: “See the Hunter.”
The Hunter looks in the suitcase and says, “Na, the family don’t put out for a measly $10 mil a year”

Bagman says, “Well, then how’s about that just for a photo op with the Big Guy;
And then 50% of everything we scoop up to ship back to China

Hunter says, “Now you’re talking”.
Hunter drops the girls and the pipe; grabs the suitcase and yells to the bar:

“JUST REMEMBER – WE BIDENS ALWAYS DRINK FROM YOUR WELL !”