TALES TOLD BY IDIOTS, FULL OF SOUND & FURY, SIGNIFYING: THEM WASHINGTON POLITICIANS’ SKY IS FALLING, or, THE POLITICAL CLASS SAVES ITSELF BY SCARING THE LIVIN’ BEJESUS OUT OF US

Amazing, how dumb they think we are !

Yup, a catastrophe happened to the political elite last November.  These political foxes had long ago learned how to control American elections by slicing and dicing us into balkanized groups, instilling fear into each group about every other group and then playing groups off against one another.

This political elite, long in control of America, woke up and realized a terrible thing had happened – their election scam no longer worked.  All their power and privilege was in danger of slipping away to an outsider non-politician – who happened to be rich enough to be beyond their ability to buy.  And so, these political foxes  resolved to regain control – by any and all means.

The method is simple: scare the shit out of the American People about this Wise Guy.  And so our sad tale of lies:

Scare ‘em:  A Dem pol hired a Brit spy to collude with Russky spies and dropped an earworm on good ole Joe Chicken Little that the Wise Guy was colluding with the Russians.  Joe Chicken Little got good ‘n scared, thought America was collapsing and ran off to warn the American People.

Running around the barnyard, Chicken Little runs into Jane Henny Penny.“Did ya hear?”, Chicken Little yells out – just as Henny Penny cries out, “did you hear?”.

And breathless Miss Henny Penny, afeared for her chicks, cries out “Oh, salacious behavior in Russia by Wise Guy just got buzzfed to me !”  Let’s run off to warn the American People.

Just then, Ducky Lucky running hard slams into them.  “Did ya hear”?, he quacks, we lost our former Great Leader’s ‘strategic patience’ with Great Leader Kim; and I heard through the grapevine the Wise Guy is crazy and gonna stand up to them Great Leaders!”  “We got to run and warn the American People they’re gonna be atomized because of the Wise Guy.”

So Chicken Little, Henny Penny and Ducky Lucky run round the barn to warn the American People – right into Turkey Lurkey.  “Did ya hear?”, rumbled Turkey Lurkey.

”The Wise Guy betrayed all our allies:  he stopped aid to the folks who give safe harbor to the terrorists who kill our soldiers; he’s gonna stop aid to all those squabbling little Euro countries, we have been paying to defend; ‘n just ‘cause they refuse to lift even a little finger to help themselves.”  We gotta warn the American People the world will turn us off unless we pay their way.”

So off they race through the barnyard, when they’re stopped by Goosey Loosey honking, “Did ya hear?”  “The Wise Guy is certified crazy by all the remora in the media sea!” and we gotta warn the American People.

And all the fox politicians, of every tail type; tales striped left, tales striped right, just so long as the tale is part of the political elite, open the barnyard gate and call out, “follow us, we’ll show you the way to reach the American People and warn them about that Wise Guy”.  And so Joe Chicken Little and Jane Henny Penny and  Dumb Ducky Lucky and Sorriful Turkey Lurkey and O’M’God Goosey Loosey all pile out the gate – into the waiting sack of the political elite foxes.

The foxes let loose the Chicken Littles and Henny Pennys on the American People.

An’ sure ‘nuf:  the American People, scared witless, came running back into the political elites’ Balkans corrals for safety.  Once  there again, they were once again fed great gobs of slop filled with opoids; safe again to be allowed once again to vote for the political elites staying in power.

A Fake Tale of the Sky Falling, as told by the Washington Puppet Masters,

full of sound and fury signifying nothing,

but the Political Elite’s Attempt to Regain Control.

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DEATH IS IN DELAY: DON’T SACRIFICE 40 MILLION CALIFORNIANS TO NORTH KOREA

WASHINGTON knew it:  Delays of this kind will prove fatal.

JEFFERSON knew it:  Delays are dangerous.  It is an old and very true Maxim… And so the event (ap)proved.

(of course) SHAKESPEARE knew it:  Defer no time, delays have dangerous ends.

(as far back as) AESCHYLUS knew it:  There is no avoidance in delay.

OBAMA didn’t know it:  Strategic patience.

PATTON practiced it:  Don’t Delay: ….  A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.

KIM JUN UN (sure as hell) knows it.

CATO counseled it / ROME accomplished it:  Cartago delenda est = NORTH KOREA MUST BE DESTROYED.

KENNEDY KNEW IT AND DID IT:  embargo to force removal of ATOMIC MISSILES.

ARE WE STILL WISE ENOUGH AND BRAVE ENOUGH –
Or DOES AMERICAN HISTORY END HERE?

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OBAMA on NORTH KOREA: I AM THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS !

LORD OBAMA PERSUADED THE WORLD THAT HE WAS THE INCARNATION
OF THE ALL-KNOWING AND THUS ALL-POWERFUL.

LORD OBAMA CONNED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT THEY SHOULD
DO AS THEIR DUTY — STRATEGIC PATIENCE;
FOR DELAY WILL WIN THEM TIME !

AND SO IT PROVED  —  LORD OBAMA’S TRUE INCARNATION:

“NOW I AM BECOME CALIFORNIA’S DEATH –

THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.”

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THE AMERICAN POLITICIANS’ ZEN MEDITATION: THE ART OF APOLOGY AS A GET-OUT-OF-JAIL-FREE CARD

Al Franken, America’s Politician Poet ,has penned the politician’s great political paean to self-serving enlightenment:

How do I love me – let me count the ways:

I love me to the depth my soul can reach
When dishing out my non-denial denial

I love me to the breath my soul can reach
When dishing out my non-apology apology

I love me to the height my soul can reach
When dishing out my non-responsibility responsibility

I love me even more when I get away
With my non-admission admission !

My mission: to get away with The Politician’s Way of Being:  non-humble humble; non-contrite contrite.
And all the while: saving face; and preserving my honor.

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PUTIN’S FISHING EXPEDITION (after orson welles’ shark scene)

PUTIN WAS BEING REFLECTIVE:  YOU KNOW…ONCE I SAW AN AMERICAN ELECTION…

I SAW AMERICAN POLITICIANS SO GREEDY FOR MONEY & POWER & SO DIVIDED
… IT SEEMED SO EASY THAT WE COULD BLOODY UP AMERICA
…IT SEEMED A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO WEAKEN THE COUNTRY

SO WE SET UP A KGB DIS-INFORMATION OPERATION
…WE SET OUT CHUM FOR ALL THESE STUPID GREEDY AMERICAN POLITICIANS
… & SET LINES TO BOTH SIDES FOR A BIT OF OUR KIND OF “FISHING”

IT WAS CLINTONS MADE THE FIRST STRIKE.  AND SHARKS THEY WAS…BIT ON SCANDAL

THEN THERE WAS ANOTHER. A TRUMP, IT WAS, WHEN HE SAW THE CLINTONS TAKING THE CHUM
YEAH, AND ANOTHER SHARK AGAIN.  AND ANOTHER, AND ANOTHER…

…TILL ALL THERE WAS, WAS PUNDIT SHARKS AND MEDIA REMORA…AND STILL MORE POLITICIAN SHARKS OF EVERY SIZE AND STRIPE
…AND THE MEDIA SEA WAS BLACK…NOTHING BUT GIANT WAVES CHURNING WITH MADE-UP BS… AND WASN’T NO OXYGEN LEFT ANYWHERE IN AMERICA TO BREATHE FREE AIR

WELL, THEM CLINTON SHARKS RIPPED THEMSELVES FROM THE HOOKS…BLEEDING GOOD THEY WAS
…DROVE THE REST OF THE POLITICIAN SHARKS STARK RAVIN’ MAD

AND THE SCENT…THEM BLEEDIN’ LIKE STUCK PIGS… AND THE MEDIA REMORA FEASTIN’ ON THEIR SHARK SCRAPS IT WAS

…THEN THE BEASTS TOOK TO EATIN’ EACH OTHER…& IN THEIR FEEDING FRENZY
… THEY EVEN ATE AT THEMSELVES

HELL…YOU COULD SEE THE LUST OF MURDER … BLINDING ‘EM TO WHAT WAS GOIN’ ON

AND WE HAD A FREE RIDE AND GOT TO WATCH AS EVERY OTHER COUNTRY RECOILED IN HORROR AND DISGUST

AND ALL THE WHILE, YOU COULD SMELL THE DEATH
…REEKING UP OUTTA WASHINGTON… AS THEY TORE ‘EMSELVES TO SHREDS

I NEVER SAW ANYTHING WORSE
…UNTIL THESE INVESTIGATIONS AND PROSECUTIONS
…FLAYING THE LIVIN’ SKIN OFF’A EVERYONE…

…AND YA KNOW…THERE AIN’T A ONE OF THEM POLITICAL SHARKS IN THE WHOLE CRAZY WASHINGTON PACK
…THAT SURVIVED…AND THERE’S NO ONE LEFT IN WASHINGTON TO GOVERN…

I’LL BE LEAVING YA NOW.
BUT… I’LL BE BACK….IF YA STAY SO STUPID AND DIVIDED.

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NOW PLAYING: the BOFFO RUSSIAN WESTERN – “FOR A FISTFUL OF RUBLES”. subtitled: How to Play Americans Off Against One Another

2016-17 OSCAR WINNERS:
* Best Foreign Picture:  DIVIDE AND CONQUER (English Title: FOR A FISTFUL OF RUBLES)
*  Best Director:  VLADIMIR PUTIN
* Best Assistant Director:  ROBERT MUELLER
*  Best Actress:  Madam HRC aka ST. HILLARY
*  Best Actor:  Master DRT aka SIR DEPLORABLE
*  Best Screen Play:  CHRISTOPHER STEELE

PLOT:
A down ‘n out ex-KGB street fighter rides into this god-forsaken down–on–its–luck town, BackScratchington.  What does he see?  Dumb and Dumber squaring off against each other.  What does he know?  There’s profit to be made.  What does he do? Makes trouble to make it happen.

And so our Russian ronin set out to set up both Dumb and Dumber.  While he set out to discredit them, he got an unexpected bonus – they destroy both themselves and America.

Madame Dumb and the Dumb Party, like the d-kopf’s they are, get to pay for the privilege of “colluding” with Russian government “Roses”, formerly known as “KGB”!  They’re Dumbs, so they’re tricked to pay for cavier, but wind up in the cabbage soup of salacious Fake News.

Madame Dumb, plenty experienced in handling dung, dishes out salacious fake news.  Not good enough to harm Dumber.  But, there are many twists in this plot, so the Dumbs, through cut-outs, next pass the info to the FBI; and then to the media, “forcing” the FBI to act.

Dumber, showing he’s dumber, dishes out facts rather than fakes. He points to Dumb’s husband getting $135 million from the Director while Dumb gives him effective control of American uranium.  But since Caesar’s wife is cast by the media as above suspicion of selling off her casting couch ,the CIA, controlled by the Dumb Party, ignores the facts.

The Dumbs then let out a hue and a cry (miming Casablanca’s Captain Reynault) : “We’re shocked…shocked to find Collusion with Russian government agents going on by Dumber.” (On the QT, Fusion hands Dumb and Dumb Party the bill for their own colluding with the Russian government. The Dumbs [sotto voce]”oh, thank you very much – but keep it secret.”)

And the rest, as they say, is death and destruction.

Dumber learns the FBI hid that the info was paid by and came from the Dumbs; and that secret passing of KGB fake news leads the FBI to investigating him!  So what does Dumber do?  Shoots himself in the foot, natch.  He fires MACcomey the Knife.  And gets?  An ex-FBI asst. director to follow Director Putin’s set-up shots.

So now, Dumber is effectively hog-tied by Washington Lilliputians; and about to be drawn and  quartered.  Dumb is exposed as a Russian collaborator who got taken for an expensive ride.

So, Dumb and Dumber had a great fall and lived dumbly ever after.

But we, the People, have to put the pieces together again –

so let’s drop the war created by the Russian Puppet Master –

and become united  as Smart and Smarter.

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OBAMA on NORTH KOREA: I AM THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS ! (after Oppenheimer)

LORD OBAMA PERSUADED THE WORLD THAT HE WAS THE INCARNATION
OF THE ALL-KNOWING AND THUS ALL-POWERFUL.

LORD OBAMA CONNED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT THEY SHOULD
DO AS THEIR DUTY — STRATEGIC PATIENCE;
FOR DELAY WILL WIN THEM TIME !

AND SO IT PROVED  —  LORD OBAMA’S TRUE INCARNATION:

“NOW I AM BECOME CALIFORNIA’S DEATH –

THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.”

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