JOE BIDEN CHANNELS BILL CLINTON’S “ IT DEPENDS UPON WHAT THE MEANING OF IS – IS”

up, ole Joe’s no slouch in the “NON-DENIAL DENIAL” Department.  And he can certainly hold his own with ole Bill in shaving the meaning of the words he uses !

‘Course, The Big Guy paved the way for The Hunter to have access wherever in government The Hunter wanted access for his overseas business dealings. But dummy you see, it all depends upon what the meaning of “business dealings” – is. 

So, The Big Guy:  “I have never spoken to my son about his overseas business dealings.”  But the Biden meaning of “business dealings” doesn’t include “the business of access in order to have” those business dealings! aka back-pedaling on influence-peddling !

Remember Ole Bill: having “oral stimulation of a man’s penis [fellatio)” means oral sex to us ordinary mortals, but doesn’t mean “sexual relations” to Mr. Word-Twister.  So too, The Big Guy and The Hunter’s having oral stimulation about arranging meetings and access to decision-makers to get business means doing “business” to us ordinary mortals, but doesn’t mean KNOWING actual “business dealings” to the Biden Word-Twister.

Yup, in Biden’s Wonderland, words sure mean what he wants them to mean !

DENYDEN DABIDEN MOUTHED HIS CANARD
DENYDEN DABIDEN HOIST ON HIS PETARD
AND ALL WOKE REMORA AND ALL THEM DEM
COULDN’T MAKE OLE JOE HONEST AGAIN

BIDEN ON THE SUPREME COURT: BOY HAVE I GOT SOMETHING GREAT TO SELL YA ! TRUST ME: I GOT A SUPREME – HIDDEN UP MY SLEEVE.

Forget court – packing.  Sure, Biden don’t want’a tell us.  But that’s really a distraction.  And, yup, he thinks us sheep need to be kept in the dark.  But why?

 ‘Cause he. really knows who his actual choices are for the Supreme Court!   Well, he wants to keep us in the dark about that as well.  Why?  Well really, because he doesn’t want the people to intelligently exercise their choice.

Remember caveat emptor?  Biden wants the voters to ‘buy a pig in a poke’; an old down-home expression of how you get taken when you go to market to buy, so remember –

DON’T BUY A PIG – UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN IT FIRST.

A HUNTER WALKS INTO A BAR

A Hunter walks into a bar called Bank of Shina;
Just after a bender drinkin’ Burismas at another well.

Hunter: “Barkeep, lemme have a cool  one – $billion On the House !
Barkeep:  “Oh. You a Party man, right?

Hunter:  “Better, I got juice – full Family Credit.”
Barkeep: “Got it – then it’s on the house.”

Hunter:  “Cool, then how’s about another $billion chaser for the road?”
Barkeep: “Ok, also on the house – No worries, Bank of Shina’ll collect later.

Hunter:  Takes his Billions and turns to us poor paying slobs bellied up to the bar –
“AIN’T NOTHIN’ TO IT; I’M A HUNTER – JUST BIDEN THE FAMILY BUSINESS!”

A BAGMAN WALKS INTO A BAR

A Chinese Peoples Liberation Army bagman walks into the Swamp Bar
He drops a suitcase full of $$$ on the bar

Since this is Washing-swamptown; no one notices
He says: “I’m hunting for someone to be my Tour Guide to Washington attractions.”

Barkeep points him to a table with guy sitting with a pipe and bar girls on his lap: “See the Hunter.”
The Hunter looks in the suitcase and says, “Na, the family don’t put out for a measly $10 mil a year”

Bagman says, “Well, then how’s about that just for a photo op with the Big Guy;
And then 50% of everything we scoop up to ship back to China

Hunter says, “Now you’re talking”.
Hunter drops the girls and the pipe; grabs the suitcase and yells to the bar:

“JUST REMEMBER – WE BIDENS ALWAYS DRINK FROM YOUR WELL !”

A HUNTER WALKS INTO A BAR

A Hunter walks into a bar called Bank of Shina;
Just after a bender drinkin’ Burismas at another well.

Hunter: “Barkeep, lemme have a cool  one – $billion On the House !
Barkeep:  “Oh. You a Party man, right?

Hunter:  “Better, I got juice – full Family Credit.”
Barkeep: “Got it – then it’s on the house.”

Hunter:  “Cool, then how’s about another $billion chaser for the road?”
Barkeep: “Ok, also on the house – No worries, Bank of Shina’ll collect later.”

Hunter:  Takes his Billions and turns to us poor paying slobs bellied up to the bar –

“AIN’T NOTHIN’ TO IT; I’M A HUNTER – JUST BIDEN THE FAMILY BUSINESS!”

QUEEN’S RULES

Nancy Queen of Woke
Gets hair bespoke
To Hell with a Corona’s comply

But Cali girls who must comply
can only cry

As Queen o’ Dems walks over thems
For her ‘tis but a joke.

NANCY THE POLICAN

A wonderful Pol is the Pelosican

Her mouth is chock full of hypocrican

She can take with her claw us poor folks to her maw

But I’m damned if I see why the hellshecan

QUEEN PELOSI HAD A GREAT FALL

Humpty  – Pelosi perched in a stall
Blowsies & Dysies
But no mask at all

Humpty – Pelosi preened in that stall
Humpty – Pelosi deserves a great fall

And all her great handlers & all her great yes men
Couldn’t make Queen Nancy a human again !

THEN IT’S ONE, TWO, THREE STRZOKS – YOU’RE OUT FLYNN !

The Obama Administration played politics using a secret rule: criminalize the game. The method: a Pretext – means what we want it to mean, so we turn it into – a Predicate for dirty ball. Whenever the Obama Administration needed a Predicate to win a political game: leave it to the FBI to criminalize it.

When the Obama Administration was in trouble (afraid they might be behind) their FBI sent in Strzok, their best dirty pitcher.  Strzok could turn any Pretext into a Predicate to turn politics into a crime or spying.  Strzok was master of every dirty illegal pitch in the rulebook.

Strzok’s Mission Impossible was to take down Flynn and then put him down, i.e., not just win the game, but take him out of the game for good.

Strzok One:  Rub the ball into a dirty substance they had created, Hurricane Crossfire, and pitch it to stick onto Flynn.  Predicate – Flynn had contact with Russians.  It was a Pretext – as Flynn had a legit basis for contact with Russians; authorized by American intelligence.

So, Strzok One and Flynn’s now in the FBI cross-hairs to be taken down.  But bad luck. A called Foul Ball:  It turns out there was no Big Bad Russian Collaboration by Flynn!

Worse, the Obama Administration is now a lame duck; and Flynn survived and is a designated top official in the new administration and getting up to speed.  Quick, find an “Insurance policy” to still get the som’bitch.

Strzok Two:  Change the rules in mid-play.  As FBI investigators are closing the Flynn investigation, intervene and keep the investigation open to pitch unsanctioned wiretap. Predicate – Flynn is talking to the Russians during the few remaining days of lame duck Obama.  It was a Pretext – Flynn had a legit basis for getting up to speed, doing what he’s supposed to do, so the new administration can hit the ground running.

Lame Duck Obama, channelling Henry II “will no one rid me of this meddlesome general” in his smoothest Ivy-League tongue, also says, but remember find something on Flynn “by the book” meaning – to throw the book at him (even if it’s this zombie law been dead and buried for centuries).

Strzok Three: a righteous spitball.  Again, throw out the rule book. The  Pretext –  FBI strokes Flynn’s good nature and says let’s informally get together to chat and work together.  The Predicate – well, Flynn said he didn’t remember , but even so he didn’t tell us all the things that were said in the conversations.  And, by the way, Flynn saying that we, the FBI, had a recording of the conversations doesn’t matter.

Three Strzoks and Strzok calls Flynn out. Flynn is then turned over to Mueller, the undertaker, to obtain evidence by modern torture – threatening his son; and to bury  the body.

Moral  You gotta learn the 3 P’s in school, before you play ball with Democrats:

When Pretext becomes Predicate
Predication becomes Predatory !

FLYNN’S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND

THAT QUEEN OF TARTS
SHE BOUGHT SOME HEARTS
ALL ON A NOVEMBER’S DAY
BUT THAT KNAVE OF SMARTS
MUST’A STOLE MORE HEARTS
‘n STOLE DEM’s HOPES  AWAY

enter
THE QUEEN OF COURTS:
Who are these upstart trumps?
this strumpet squad which landed in Dem’s Washington !and
now one of them is here stinking up my court?
In my court, here’s the verdict – you’re ordered to prison for treason !

ALICE Q. PUBLIC:
Wait !  There’s evidence

QUEEN OF COURTS:
Ha, ‘sentence first  —  trial after’
in my court, a law ‘means what i want it to mean’
all trumps – ‘off with their heads’ !

ALICE Q. PUBLIC:
Stuff and nonsense !
the idea of having the sentence first !

QUEEN OF COURTS:
Hold your tongue! (turning purple)

ALICE Q. PUBLIC
I won’t!

QUEEN OF COURTS:
Off with her head ! ( shouted at the top of his voice)

continuing
QUEEN OF COURTS:
Ok, so what did the trump general say?

FBI:
He didn’t say.

QUEEN OF COURTS:
Whatta ya mean he didn’t say?

FBI:
He said he didn’t remember !

QUEEN OF COURTS to general:
you must remember – or I’ll have you executed !
whether you were pressured or not

FBI:
Right, he didn’t tell us what he said that we knew he said –
when he said he didn’t remember !

QUEEN OF COURTS:
Remembering that he didn’t remember what is said is making a non-statement
because they say nothing – when there is something
all non-statements to the FBI are bad
Hence, my logic dictates
A not remembering non-statement is a false statement – a crime.  QED
And now my verdict
he is ordered to prison – until he remembers
‘let the  punishment fit the crime’

ALICE Q. PUBLIC:
Wait, there’s evidence still to come

QUEEN OF COURTS: (trying out which word sounded best)
Evidence important —evidence unimportant—
Evidence unimportant — evidence important ?

FBI:
‘I have here in my hand 205 ‘ Logan Act collusion conversations

DEFENDANT GENERAL:
Please, queen of courts
I said to the FBI boss that I knew they recorded the calls
So it isn’t a non-statement and it isn’t false and it isn’t nothing
It was something – and they had the full something

QUEEN OF COURTS:
Ah, now I remember ! The fact that they had it and knew it is ‘unimportant evidence’
But the fact that you did not remember the contents is ‘important evidence’

It only makes the matter worse.
You must have meant some mischief, or else you would have
Remembered – like an honest man !
That proves his guilt !

ALICE Q. PUBLIC:
It proves nothing of the sort !
‘Why, you didn’t even listen to the recording.

the next court day
QUEEN OF COURTS:
What a meddlesome bother about someone’s guilt you all are.
So forget all that –
I’m now charging you with a much worse crime

Criminal contempt – of my royal dignity !
He is held in criminal contempt for lying to me, the Queen of Courts

ALICE Q. PUBLIC:
That’s not a regular rule: you invented it just now.

QUEEN OF COURTS:
It’s the oldest rule in the book, a judge, king of his turf, can’t be judged

ALICE Q. PUBLIC:
What lie?

QUEEN OF COURTS:
He lied when he said he was guilty
He now admits he was lying to me – when he admitted he lied to the FBI
So a priori – he lied about his lying !
Then a fortiori – everything he’s said are also lies now
For lying about his lies !

A criminal contempt
He lied to the Queen of Courts
In this courtroom, Queen’s rules; not Rule 48

And boy, do I hold a dirty rotten scoundrel who can’t remember in contempt
Come to think about it, anyone who disagreed with our real King and Queen Tarts, I hold in contempt

I AM THE LEGAL TRINITY:
JUDGE – ‘SENTENCE FIRST’
JURY – ‘TRIAL AFTER’
LORD HIGH EXECUTIONER – ‘OFF WITH HIS HEAD’
IN MY COURT THE FBI MOTTO RULES:
‘THE FBI ALWAYS GETS ANY MAN IT WANTS TO GET’
‘LET MY PUNISHMENT FIT THE CRIME’

‘WAKE UP ALICE ,SAID THE AMERICAN PUBLIC;
‘WHY, WHAT A LONG NIGHTMARE YOU’VE HAD !’